Fed up.

Okay. How do I say this?

Let's just say that we are dogs. As a dog, I love fetching sticks. I love chewing on bones. I love playing with balls. But there is one thing that I (along with every other dog) kinda dislike: taking a bath.

I hate bathing. I hate being prodded all over, being scrubbed in my private places, and I hate getting wet and having to dry myself all over again. I hate having soap lather up in my butt and someone else having to wash it all over again. And, most of all, I hate taking a bath because I know that I'd get dirty again anyway. So what's the point?

If you're smart, you'll get this. :)