Everyone in high school knows him. The students love him; the teachers may or may not. He is best known for his amazingly huge patience (trust me, it's impossible to annoy this guy) and for his eternal randomness and sabawness. He is Joseph Daniel Sace, better known as...THE JED.
So you guys voted for him when I asked you which PSAP player do you want interviewed. And with the cancellation of the men's and women's volleyball teams, this came at a perfect time, considering that chess is now a TMA sports frontrunner. So TMAers, finally, I give you, the interview with THE JED.
BTW, I am only gonna put part one here first. I used a borrowed recorder for this interview, and I have to write everything down on paper based on the sound clip. And this guy needs to be home early, so I'll just finish writing it tomorrow, and hopefully, I'll be able to post part two. And oh yeah, this interview was recorded, so it's word-for-word. :)
Interview after the jump!
Q: Hi Jed.
A: Um, hi.
Q: Okay, I'm kinda curious.
A: Well, what are you curious about? *smirk*
Q: You're full name is Joseph Daniel Sace, right?
A: No...HAHA! Just kidding! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Q: So why did your parents give you the nickname Jed?
A: Well, it's a secret! Di joke lang! *laughs* I'm just kidding, just kidding okay? Yeah. *grunts* The first letter stands for Joseph. J is for Joseph, and D is for Daniel, so it's J and D. Then they just put the E.
Q: Why "E"
A: To make it sound nice? Di joke!
Q: So, let's talk PSAP. Why did you choose chess among all the sports available?
A: Well, I wanted to choose track and field, but then my friend *pauses* FRIENDS told me to choose chess. And my parents said join where you're a better player.
Q: Do you think you're a good chess player?
A: No.
Q: So why did you join chess?
A: I just wanted to see...how the king and queen looks like! Di joke lang! *laughs* NO! No, no, no. Um, I just like playing chess. For one, you strategize everything.
Q: Describe your power chess move.
A: Power chess move? *chuckle* Well, when someone's mayabang...NO! Di joke lang. Okay. Sorry. That was weird. Okay, my power chess move. I think, it's when...*long pause*...okay. I don't have a power chess move. I don't wanna, like, yeah, be so boastful about this.
Q: What is your favorite chess piece and why?
A: The horse.
Q: You mean the knight?
A: Oh yeah, the knight. Yeah.
Q: Why?
A: Because it can actually fork two officials in one move.
Q: Okay. Let's take this one from Miss Universe. What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life, and how did you fix it?
A: Well, I had a major major - di joke lang! *laughs* Just kidding okay! Um, the biggest mistake in my life...um not..wait. The biggest mistake in my life! *sigh* Um well...I think...not being mature enough to like, not accept Christ earlier. I didn't accept Christ earlier kasi eh. I should have.
Q: I see. Okay. Someone has implied that you sound drunk when you talk, and that you can't seem to keep your mouth shut. What is your reaction to this?
A: Okay. *he pretends to be mad* That person...hindi, just kidding! *laughs* Okay, whoever you are, yeah, I'll look for you! No, just kidding! *laughs again* No, I'll like, yeah, it's just okay. I forgive you. I forgive you. *laughs...again* But yeah, it's actually okay, just as long as you don't say it in my face, or I'll like, get angry, yeah.
Q: Okay. You are part of the "Brown Buddies". Who are they? Can you please describe them?
A: Um, it's top secret. We can't talk about it, yeah. But we're among you people, among the school. WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU! *laughs* Di, joke lang! Just kidding, no, okay. If you find us out, join us...or don't join us! *laughs for the nth time* Yeah. It's as simple as that, yeah.
Q: Okay. Let's get a little bit more personal. Who's the prettiest girl in school? Teachers included.
A: *he lights up when he hears "Teachers included."* YEAH! Obviously! Plus points! Nah, just kidding. Okay, Miss - di, just kidding okay! *laughs* Prettiest girl. No, I can't answer that. Can I give a guy instead? Di joke lang! *laughs* Um. Prettiest girl in school. Prettiest girl in school. Prettiest girl in school. Um, I would say that it's, um, IT'S HARD TO ANSWER THAT! *chuckle, then pause* Okay, nothing too flirty, but everyone's pretty here, so yeah.
Q: On the opposite side, who's the most handsome guy in school?
A: OH! That's so easy! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND!
Q: Why?
A: Because he's buff, and healthy...and buff! *laughs* And he's white! *laughs again* No, just kidding. No, he's actually buff, yeah, and handsome. And I'm jealous! Di joke lang! *laughs* But he's handsome, yeah.
So there you have it. Part one of Jed's ultra-sabaw interview. Hope you enjoyed it, and get ready, cause part two is coming tomorrow! :D
Hahahaha! kakatawa ka nmn kuya jed xD
ReplyDeleteIKR? :))))
ReplyDelete:)) I enjoy the efforts to let the voice of the students be heard and to speak up. I wish they had those in my day. We had a lot suppressed... anger. HAHA. Props.
ReplyDeleteUm, thanks Anonymous. :))
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA JED. :)))) HORSE. LOL
ReplyDeleteTru dat Ariel. :D
ReplyDeleteNice. Keep it up Mr.Blogmaster
ReplyDeleteThanks, person-who-says-she's-anonymous-but-then-I-know-he/she's-my-classmate-because-we're-doing-Computer-class-now. :))
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaa. Hilarious. Jed's fun as usual. Thanks Jeremiah, this was funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL JED! YOU ARE SO BENTA. :))
ReplyDeleteThanks Miss Rina. :D
ReplyDeleteAllana, part two is weirder and sabaw-er. ;)